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What we learned this episode: Brit wakes up in full make-up, glowing despite not showering. Chris announced there was no cocktail party, and no one was sent home this week…yet. Unless you count Jordan, who came back for a second chance after being sent home weeks ago, because apparently roses mean nothing anymore. And we still don’t know who the heck Samantha is.

So don’t update those Bachelor brackets just yet. ABC left it to be continued as Kelsey went Gone Girl on us (shout out to my friends Bevin and Robert for making this revelation) and had a panic attack on the floor.

Who got kicked off: No one, yet.


Full recap to follow.

Now what do you think?