Arie Luyendyk Jr, The Bachelor, who got kicked off, who got kicked off last night, who got kicked off the bachelor last night, who got sent home last night, who is left on the bachelor, who was eliminated, who was sent home
Derby Days, First Roses, Bumper Car Flashbacks and Family meetings
We’re off to the races. Becca got the first date. Krystal got a rose and went straight to meet the parents. 15 ladies went on the group date and played adult-sized bumper cars. Krystal revealed she had a tough life growing up and her brother was homeless. Annaliese revealed she doesn’t like bumper cars. I’d like to apologize on behalf of all the Twitter taunters if you have ever been personally victimized by bumper car trauma. Seinne won the group date derby and got to drink a cup of milk. Connor Duermit sang on Krystal’s date, and Bekah and Arie had a major make out sesh. Her words not mine. (Also, does anyone feel the need to shout Be-cah! every time you read her name? No? Just me? You have ruined me, Pitch Perfect.)
Who got kicked off: Jenny, Lauren G., and Valerie were sent home never to be remembered again. Although, Jenny did make a dramatic exit, breezing by Arie and telling him she was there to make friends and apparently this was the first time she was broken up with. Well, she is handling it well.
**Update: For those that were emailed, endless apologies, I got distracted by the Be-caws! and just crossed her off, but never fear, both Beccas are here.
Next week on The Bachelor the ladies are going to be real life Glow. If you haven’t watched Glow yet and have no idea what I’m talking about. Get your Netflix out and study up before Monday, because it is awesome. Plan your matching outfits and steady those wine glasses, it’s about to get good.
Also, Arie and Chris Harrison planned their outfit together. Adorbs.