The Bachelor, who got eliminated, who got kicked off last night, who got kicked off the bachelor, who got kicked off the bachelor last night, who got sent home last night, who is left on the bachelor, who was sent home, who went home
Tears beginning. Colton still hasn’t scaled that wall yet. And breakdowns a’coming. Demi touched the rose and Tracy had a heart attack. DO NOT TOUCH the ROSE! Respect the Roses. Demi is making this an age game and I, leading the cougars, will crush her.
Colton had a different sort of one-on-one with Hannah B. aka Miss Alabama who is all up in her head. All of the ladies are still curiously talking about how Colton is a Virgin. And hey, did you know Colton is a virgin? Just checking. I wanted to make sure the ABC messaging got to you. It’s the red thread people!
Who got kicked off: Alex B., Angelique, Annie, and Erica went home. Two of them were wearing white dresses. Odd.
Elyse got the rose on the first group date. Cougars: 1. Demi: 0.
Hannah B. (aka Miss Alabama) got the rose on the first one-on-one date despite having to be perfect the whole time and annoying the f* out of Colton. She finally loosened up.
Heather got the rose on the second group date, which included summer sleep-away camp activities.
All hail the Elyse’s! Cougar town is representing. Hannah G. is still chugging along as a frontrunner and Heather is still yet to be kissed.
On the group dates, the ladies were made to tell a story about their firsts with many sex stories encouraged. The ladies were also taken to summer camp for their group date. On the one-on-one (with Hannah B. aka Miss Alabama) they went on a horse back riding adventure in the Vasquez rocks to you guessed it…a hot tub. It’s officially Bachelor season.
Full recap to follow.